I'll Have My Coffee Cream on the Barista's Tits, Please (2024)

Are you looking for a brand-new coffee shop experience? Is caffeine not strong enough to be your pick-me-up? Try freeusing one of our baristas! Our drinks are hot, but our waiters are hotter. Having your coffee cream on your mug is a thing of the past, with us, you can sip it straight from the barista's tits! For a better experience, we suggest using our tables for more than just holding drinks.